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PostSubject: Rant Thread   Tue May 10, 2011 11:29 pm

I need some place to do my bitching.

Today, I looked a mother dead in the eyes and told her "I hope you know your abortion is still alive.".

My parents sent me to dollar general for chocolate. And this little twit that was running around, having some sort of psycho ADD attack was pissing everyone off. He grabbed the box of lil debbies in my hand, threw them on the ground, and kicked them across the floor. Now I have morals. They are very low morals, but they are still morals. But, at that point, I had to say "Fuck you" to a small child. When I was leaving, I told that lady "I hope you know your abortion is still alive". The look on her face was completely shocked and silent. I win. Have a nice day sweetheart.

I have never been so close to hitting a fucking child. This demon was also running around, opening food things in the store, and putting random stuff in different peoples carts.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Tue May 10, 2011 11:40 pm

bright side: you only had to deal with that for a minute. Mom has about 15 years left to go.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Wed May 11, 2011 12:28 am

I hate parents who don't do shit when their kids run around being annoying fuckers.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Wed May 11, 2011 12:29 am

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I hate parents who don't do shit when their kids run around being annoying fuckers.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Wed May 11, 2011 1:02 am

oldgospelchoir wrote:
raptorsaurus wrote:
I hate parents who don't do shit when their kids run around being annoying fuckers.

But if you tell the kid to stop, then where does it end? You're infringing on his freedoms, damnit!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Wed May 11, 2011 1:12 am

Clearly those two a Socialist I demand to see their birth certificates for absolutely no reason at all
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Thu May 12, 2011 3:12 am

GIRLS ARE FUCKING PSYCHO!!!!

I woke up to 26 pissed off angry PMS driven text messages yesterday, and around 20 this morning. All I said was "u mad?". For the record don't do that. And don't ask someone "On a scale from 1 - 2, how mad are you?". They won't find it as funny as you do.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 15, 2011 5:03 pm

I hate how expensive festival tickets are where I live. I bought my fest ticket, it was $75 for 3 days. There is this one day festival here, and tickets are $90, and the bands aren't even that great. Also, there's a 3 day festival here, and those tickets are $200. Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 15, 2011 5:26 pm

Haha I love this thread.

"I hope you know your abortion is still alive." Touché, homie.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 15, 2011 6:43 pm

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I hate how expensive festival tickets are where I live. I bought my fest ticket, it was $75 for 3 days. There is this one day festival here, and tickets are $90, and the bands aren't even that great. Also, there's a 3 day festival here, and those tickets are $200. Mad

In Regina, the Folk Festival is like $90/day. It's ridiculous, I've heard it isn't even that good. Also, this festival called Shambhala I'm hopefully going to in BC is $260 for four days.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 15, 2011 6:54 pm

North Americans complain too much about cheap things being expensive.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 15, 2011 7:25 pm

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North Americans complain too much about cheap things being expensive.

these Germans came over to crash at my place and said 'god bless America' when they walked into to target. Everything is so much cheaper here. gas is 8 bucks a gallon over in europe
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 15, 2011 8:29 pm

English people don't understand the plight of us North Americans. We absolutely have to be able to afford 3 cars, five computers an Xbox 360, a PS3, a Wii, 3 meals a day at A&W, all five of 50 Cent's albums that came out last week and a 60" TV with 7.1 surround sound and 1080p high definition!
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 15, 2011 9:28 pm

My dad is quite possibly the most annoying person to live with ever. He's a non-stop complainer, but then bitches when you start to get "sensitive" when you call him out. He takes the conversation you're having and then makes low blows about things that have little to do with what you're talking about. He repeats everything he says and repeats doing things after you tell him to stop. He acts like a victim or that what I'm saying is preposterous, when everyone else who lives with him feels the same way.

I want to punch him in the fucking face.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 15, 2011 11:58 pm

Knate wrote:
GIRLS ARE FUCKING PSYCHO!!!!

I woke up to 26 pissed off angry PMS driven text messages yesterday, and around 20 this morning. All I said was "u mad?". For the record don't do that. And don't ask someone "On a scale from 1 - 2, how mad are you?". They won't find it as funny as you do.

Dude, they are. This chick from a grad party I was at went to my apt afterwards and started hitting on me hardcore. I wasn't having it, and she ended up taking a friend of mine home and tried to get with him but he rejected her. Then, three hours later we get cops showing up at my apt looking for that friend she drove home because she accused him of attempting to rape her in my apartment! It's a ludicrous accusation since I know he's a dick but he's never got even physically aggressive with a chick who rejects him or when rejecting a chick. Plus, since she drove him home, why not send the cops to HIS house?! Anyway, I know there was no attempted rape because if that happened in my apartment I'd have beat him up myself and called the cops on him immediately - friend or not, I don't tolerate rapists! And I sure as hell don't tolerate people throwing the accusation around falsely. She doesn't get laid so she has to cry rape? WTF?
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Mon May 16, 2011 4:59 am

Dude, that's fucked up. What ended up happening, I assume there will be further investigations?
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Mon May 16, 2011 12:38 pm

Not sure. We'll find out. Apparently, she was getting a bit frisky with my gay roommates, too.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 22, 2011 5:37 am

TV at 5am Sunday fucking sucks. At least King Of the Hill is on the other days. Fuck all these make up and work out commercials.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 22, 2011 9:37 am

Can someone rant for me?
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Sun May 22, 2011 2:52 pm

Looking for someone to pay your rant?
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Mon May 23, 2011 8:01 pm

Kam wrote:
Can someone rant for me?

You know when you go to a concert, with a pretty decent band playing... All of a sudden these uber punks decide to stroll in. I'm talking foot high mohawks, all in all colours. Jean jacket on, giant patch of some band on the back. Spikes protruding out of every corner of their clothing. Well anyways, they go around thinking that they're all that and more. The opening band starts playing, and they decide to start a dancing. I'm fine with people dancing. Most people are respectful and courteous, but these spikey haired dudes decide that dancing with each other isn't good enough, and that they feel the need to grab onto you, and pull you into the dance pit. Or ram into you, trying to start a mosh pit. Fuck that, I don't feel like dancing, I just want to watch and listen to this band.

Finally, the band everyone came to see starts playing, everyone is dancing, having a good time. It's pretty crowded.... full of sweaty people. We all share the common interest of the band. But BAM, all of a sudden you are behind some mohawk kid. his hair is so big, you can't see the stage. His hair is covered in gel or whatever is used to spike mohawks. Also, it is full of other peoples sweat. His mohawk is a bit limp by now, covered in sweat and what not. He feels the need to start head banging. His hair whips back and forth, full of hair product and spray, and you just happen to get a face full of his sweaty greasy hair. It's the most disgusting thing ever. You wipe some of the sweat off of your face, but it's not only that, it's full of gel and shit. That crap gets in your eyes and starts to burn. Now instead of enjoying the band like you want to. You have this fucking mohawk slapping you in the face, the sweat and hair product is in your eyes and it's burning,

tl;dr: Those fucking kids with huge mohawks are fucking annoying as fuck.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Tue May 24, 2011 7:31 am

No, the ones that don't do it properly are annoying as fuck. Hairspray never left me with any floppy hair problems, just big fuck off hair!

Although i totally see what you mean anyway, ha.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Tue May 24, 2011 10:34 am

raptorsaurus wrote:
His hair whips back and forth

Was it Will Smith's kid?
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Tue May 24, 2011 2:06 pm

I had to use egg in mine. That would have been nasty to get in the face.
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PostSubject: Re: Rant Thread   Tue May 24, 2011 2:13 pm

Getting poked in the the eye from a mohawk sucks too.
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