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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:33 pm

It's not because she can't spell orr purposely spells things wrong. She's just really bad with technology.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:38 pm

Haha mine is too.
It takes her like half an hour to send a coherent text message.
And when my dad texts me sometimes I have to text him back and ask him what the hell he's talking about because he uses so many ridiculous abbreviations.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:43 pm

seen my friend the ghost crossing the bridge the other day with some weirdos...

me- looks like ur rollin with a crazy crew today
ghost - yeah, im goin to see a girl about a vagina.
me - ROFL fuck yeah
ghost - those dudes want to watch...
me - uuuuhhhhhh....
ghost - that's what i she said.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:39 pm

artistry_in_motion wrote:
seen my friend the ghost crossing the bridge the other day with some weirdos...

me- looks like ur rollin with a crazy crew today
ghost - yeah, im goin to see a girl about a vagina.
me - ROFL fuck yeah
ghost - those dudes want to watch...
me - uuuuhhhhhh....
ghost - that's what i she said.

Hahahaha.

Oh my woooord.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:34 am

That's one deep conversation.

One time, I was driving somewhere with a friend, and his dad sent him a message that said "Ramming speed!" followed by another message that said "Smoking weed!".
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun May 09, 2010 10:43 pm

Hot friend Amber: I'm watching hoarders... I'm marrying a clean freak, its decided

Me: I usually do dishes right when I'm done with them, just putting that out there

Edit --- continuing conversation

Amber: Woo, lets go to Vegas

Me: Sweet I totally thought I'd have to get you drunk to get you to go for this
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun May 09, 2010 11:32 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Wed May 12, 2010 9:43 pm

amazing.

just got a txt from one of my ex's...

crystal - "just got jimmy buffet tickets!!!"
me- "um, tha's cool i guess"
crystal - "i know it's gonna be so awesome!!! i can't wait!!!"
me - "that's terrible."
crystal - "what?"
me - "LULZ!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Thu May 13, 2010 2:29 am

My dear friend Anibal just sent me one of the best texts evert:
"So whenever we do something str now it no hetro lol Like no homo but gay ppl say it".
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Thu May 13, 2010 2:39 pm

Both of the above made me laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:09 pm

The Menzingers just announced UK tour dates. This was the reusltant text conversation with my mate Flynny:

Me: Menzingers in Manchester on the 15th of November? Will you be attending?
Flynny: I'll be there. Awesome news!
Me: Big time hard ons right?
Flynny: Jizz flew into my hand as soon as I read it.
Me:Exact same thing happened to me. Powerful stuff.
Flynny: Yeah, my balls are the size of ball bearings now.
Me: We should write a book about what we just experienced.
Flynny: It'd be a bestseller too, people would be stuck to it.
Me: It wouldn't be a page turner though cos all the pages would be stuck together.
Flynny: It'd be pamphlet size as well so it can fight in the palm of the readers hand.
Me: Just like a dong.
Flynny:Yeah, a big sweaty one... And it's black too.
Me: Awesome plan. I'll look for an adult book publisher.
Flynny: To be honest I'm suprised fisher price don't do books, this would be great for 6-9 year olds.
Me: It could go in those book club leaflets that they give out in schools.
Flynny: Totally. You get onto the publishers. I'll start cracking out copies.
Me: I can't believe this is a conversation that started with the Menzingers.
Flynny: Haha nor can I! But hey, that's how they make me feel.
Me: And that's nothing to be ashamed of.

We're adults! Real life fucking adults!
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:41 am

Friend Sarah: I <3 Naps

I got that at 11:37 pm
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:35 pm

My friend just texted me pictures from her trip to DC. where Lincoln was shot, the gun that shot him, and a trex skeleton.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:53 am

Me and my girlfriend went to her cousin's birthday party which was celebrated at the bar. She ended up with this text at the end of the night:

"There are two light bulbs in my purse how did they get there i don't know"

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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:50 am

Complete bitch    says (11:41):
*your weird :L
   Aaron     says (11:43):
*Oh.
   Aaron     says (11:47):
*What about my weird?
    Complete bitch    says (11:47):
*huh

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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:52 am

Aaron wrote:
Complete bitch    says (11:41):
*your weird :L
   Aaron     says (11:43):
*Oh.
   Aaron     says (11:47):
*What about my weird?
    Complete bitch    says (11:47):
*huh

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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:56 pm

Aaron wrote:
Complete bitch    says (11:41):
*your weird :L
   Aaron     says (11:43):
*Oh.
   Aaron     says (11:47):
*What about my weird?
    Complete bitch    says (11:47):
*huh

cheers

That made me happy.

Your and you're piss me off.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:46 am

Aaron wrote:
Complete bitch    says (11:41):
*your weird :L
   Aaron     says (11:43):
*Oh.
   Aaron     says (11:47):
*What about my weird?
    Complete bitch    says (11:47):
*huh

cheers

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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:18 pm

mom: there's a store called Kitchen Koncepts
me: damn germans

a few minutes later

mom: you do know how much German you have in you, right
me: yes ma'am, I'm well aware of that Mrs. maiden name starts with Schwartz
mom: lol
me: I can say something rude about Cajuns if you like.
mom: I can say something rude about scottish
me: one man does not make all of scotland

Also another one between me and my mother

me: Aye in ur barf ruum you sing all ur toy let pay per.
mom: I HATE YOU

She has this thing on her phone that reads out her text messages to her, I love it.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:27 pm

Kam wrote:
mom: there's a store called Kitchen Koncepts
me: damn germans

a few minutes later

mom: you do know how much German you have in you, right
me: yes ma'am, I'm well aware of that Mrs. maiden name starts with Schwartz
mom: lol
me: I can say something rude about Cajuns if you like.
mom: I can say something rude about scottish
me: one man does not make all of scotland

Also another one between me and my mother

me: Aye in ur barf ruum you sing all ur toy let pay per.
mom: I HATE YOU

She has this thing on her phone that reads out her text messages to her, I love it.

Hahahahahah! I remember my parents were texting each other and I happened to read one. It said, "u sek" Hahahah asians.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:45 am

Hey! Schwartz is my last name. Funny. Is your mom Jewish?
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:33 am

Nope, Catholic. her full last name is Schwartzenburg, not to be confused with schwartzenburger which I spent the first 16 or so years of my life believing it was/
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