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PostSubject: Texts   Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:35 pm

Let's start a texting thread. Texts you've got from people that made you laugh, smile, scratch your head...whatever. I'm not talking like TFLS (texts from last night) type shit, if you have any like that, sure that's cool, but the thread is not restricted to just texts of that style. It could be anything that just made you laugh or smile during the day.


I'll start.
My friend is obsessed with Rush (and is a drummer as well, and hates the brand Pearl). He knows I like AM. We regularly bash each other's favorites (but in all honesty, we both love Rush and AM).


Raccoon: I heard Neil Pert plays Pearl Now.
Raccoon: He left Rush to play with Nickleback. They won every Juno possible.
Friend: I heard Against Me turned to silent film music. They won a Grammy for Best Shitty Band.
Raccoon: Rush is now a Three Days Grace cover band.



My morning classes consisted of this back and forth.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:52 pm

He hates Pearl? Whhhhhhy?
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:20 pm

No idea. I play Pearl. And I love my set.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:18 am

I love texts. Without them it would be so hard to keep in touch with friends that don't live close to me. I know that wasn't funny but I just had to say it.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:17 am

Most of the text messages I receive start like this:

Hey, I already talked to Kay about this but because I know you two don't talk to each other...




When I send messages to hangout they turn out like this:

Me: Hey lets hang out
Them: ... we already have plans, didn't Kayla tell you?



Everyone expects me to actually talk to my sister.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:36 pm

"Don't do that...or I will fuck something you love"
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:13 pm

I hate texting.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:16 pm

Friend: "I just threw up on a redbox, what should I do?"
Me: "Piss on it to wash the puke off, duh."
Friend several hours later: "Thanks for that advice, could you come pick me up from county?"
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:27 pm

"hahaha this kid in my geography class is like doing death metal vocals to the battle hymn of the republic...hes not trying to be funny, hes just really wierd.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:28 pm

I was supposed to meet one of my friends in the town center, but I had a flat tire, so I texted what happened and he replied with: "If there is a problem, yo, I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it."

My funny texts are in Dutch, so they are useless to put here.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:58 pm

Ahaha. That one's pretty good.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:58 pm

me: sara palin, judge judy, and milel cirus. you gotta marry one, fuck one, and kill one. GO
one friend answered; id fuck sara palin and give her aids to kill her and miley cyrus for her money. judge judy can live.
another answered: marry miley kill sarah then fuck judge judy because she looks like a beast in bed.......jk lol
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:01 pm

That one is so tough... I think I'd have to Kill Palin, fuck Miley and marry Judy. Palin was a no brainer, Miley cause Judy would be freakin gross (not that Miley is much better) and marry Judy cause I can outlive her and then get all her moneys.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:12 pm

So brilliant!
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:25 am

"Hey, I think we should break up."

Had me in stitches.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:07 pm

i was trying to get on the guest list to tonights show @ the mad hatter my friend abby books their a lot and usually throws me on the list whenever she can...

except tonight....

abby- show is tonight u comin out?
me- im broke as a joke. any openings on the guest list?
abby - nah rim the jim or somethin and he'll put u on his guest list
me - rofl nah im good.
abby- eric said that if u come to the show in full ultamite warrior face paint he'll pay ur way and buy u drinks tonight.
me- done.
abby - u have to keep it on all night.
me - done and done.

Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:28 pm

That's fucking awesome. Hahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:25 am

Category: Thanks for the info

"I can multitask. I brushed my teeth this morning while taking a shit."
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:16 pm

Jimbo: Oh well i got paid today and im getting funky tonight. lets find some girls and fuck em in their butts
Me: How romantic...
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:22 pm

Curr: What's the name of the cowboy song? the against me one
Me: Um... ?
Curr: I was dreaming of your lust... blah blah blah
Me: Animal
Curr: Animal?
Me: Yes
Curr: Ookkaaayyy

cowboy song??
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:29 pm

Syphilis: I want a new sweater to cover in patches. Black or red?
Me: Red. It's your color, commie.
Syphilis: Why doesn't the walmart on mateo and central have red sweaters?
Me: Because it's crip-town. Are you feeling OK?
Syphilis: Yes... Why?
Me: Buying a RED sweater THERE is SUICIDE.
Me: Please don't get shot.
Syphilis: I'll go check out the menaul walmart.
Me: Really is a blue town all over.
Syphilis: I'll get black. Black is good.
Me: Neutral. Good.
Syphilis: What about brown?
Me: Sweater?
Syphilis: Yes
Me: No.
Syphilis: Why not?
Me: It's shitty. Fashion suicide.
Syphilis: Since when did you now about fashion?
Me: Since when do you ask me for fashion advice?
Syphilis: Word.
Syphilis: They don't have black sweaters either! FUCK!
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:04 pm

^hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:01 pm

Back story: When I was little, I once cried told my mom to make the clouds stop moving.

Me: I just wanted to tell you the clouds are moving in Tallahassee.
Mom: Did u want me to make them top? i miss u!
Me: Yes. Why else would I text you?
Mom: Close ur eyes and u won't see them.
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:16 pm

Cute
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PostSubject: Re: Texts   Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:06 pm

hyperballad wrote:
Back story: When I was little, I once cried told my mom to make the clouds stop moving.

Me: I just wanted to tell you the clouds are moving in Tallahassee.
Mom: Did u want me to make them top? i miss u!
Me: Yes. Why else would I text you?
Mom: Close ur eyes and u won't see them.

Ur mom uses txt msg language
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