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PostSubject: Punk Jokes   Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:23 pm

How many Straight-Edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer? A: One, if no one's looking

How many Punks does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Punks can't change a thing.

How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 3. 1 to screw it in and 2 to argue about who did it first.

How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 20. 1 to screw it in and 19 to call him a sellout

What do you call punks who learn how to play their instruments? A: Sell-outs

What is 300 ft long and has no pubic hair? A: the line outside a blink 182 show

What did the knife say while listening to The Ramones? A. I wanna be serrated!
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:27 pm

cooljayhu wrote:


What did the knife say while listening to The Ramones? A. I wanna be serrated!

there will always be a place in my heart for stupid puns Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:21 am

Mike wrote:
cooljayhu wrote:


What did the knife say while listening to The Ramones? A. I wanna be serrated!

there will always be a place in my heart for stupid puns Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:41 am

whats the joke off a recording that tom makes about anarchist and rulers (i think it was Tom, maybe from somewhere else)
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:26 am

Why aren't anarchists able to draw straight lines? (or smth like that)


==>They got no rulers.
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:54 am

yeah, these are all pretty bad
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:23 pm

cooljayhu wrote:

What is 300 ft long and has no pubic hair? A: the line outside a blink 182 show
You need to shave to tap those young ens.
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:50 pm

dandangoose wrote:
yeah, these are all pretty bad
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:31 am

they're not supposed to be good. They're because they're bad. for instance;

What did the farmer say when his tractor went missing?

Where's my tractor?
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:38 am

whats better than seeing a girl wrestle?



seeing her box.

(not punk, just awesome)
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:40 am

Johnny99 wrote:
whats better than seeing a girl wrestle?



seeing her box.

(not punk, just awesome)
haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:38 pm

cooljayhu wrote:
they're not supposed to be good. They're because they're bad. for instance;

What did the farmer say when his tractor went missing?

Where's my tractor?


Why do I love those kind of jokes so much? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:08 pm

That is fucking inspired.
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Mon May 31, 2010 6:01 pm

ska_sean wrote:
whats the joke off a recording that tom makes about anarchist and rulers (i think it was Tom, maybe from somewhere else)

On the Baltimore bootlegs Very Happy

Where do you hide money from your punk roommate? Under the soap.
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Mon May 31, 2010 6:23 pm

first heard this one from my grandma:
A young punk is walking down the street. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. He notices an old man glaring at him. Finally, the kid says "What are you looking at you old fart? Didn't you ever
do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah! Back when I was young I got really drunk one night in Singapore and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."
there's plenty of other versions...
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Mon May 31, 2010 6:26 pm

Two punx are talking about computers and such. One asks the other: "So, what's your favorite font in Microsoft Word?" The other punk replies:

































IMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Mon May 31, 2010 7:41 pm

This is a joke I made up myself:

What advice did the punk rock basketball coach give to his/her players?



Up the dunx!
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Mon May 31, 2010 7:53 pm

Tim wrote:
Two punx are talking about computers and such. One asks the other: "So, what's your favorite font in Microsoft Word?" The other punk replies:

IMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT

Ahaha. I like that one.

"Why don't anarchists like tea?
Because property is theft!"

I think Tom said that last one.
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Mon May 31, 2010 10:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Mon May 31, 2010 11:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:44 am

So, yesterday, I was riding my bicycle and just as I rode up to some traffic lights they turned red, so I stopped. A couple of 14-year olds passed me and just ignored the red lights, as no one else was crossing the road. They said to me: "Come along, no one will see it." But I said: "No man,



I'LL! WAIT! FOR! IT!"
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PostSubject: Re: Punk Jokes   Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:04 am

I thought that was my signature for a sec Razz
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