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 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!

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PostSubject: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:05 pm

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

That blog belongs to a woman who's man has some colorful dreams.


Some things he said in his dreams:


"Squishy finger. My favorite game. Yep."

"I must declare these trousers are huuuuge.... mmmhhmmmm.... baggy."

"Little people are FUNNY... yes, yes, yes...."

"Enough with the cheese. Enough!"

"Yeah right. Poo stains."

"Where do you think YOU'RE going, hmmm? I knew it. The cupboard. You and your cupboard."

"Sigh of a ninja."

"It's definitely time to get up. Yes. My dog needs a new tutu."

"I love the fact you're a moose. Yes. So soft, so soft."

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I am not very happy. Bollocks! Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear."

"Big pig. Massive oink. Little curly tail."

"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."

"This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice."
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:45 pm

I had a roommate a few years ago that burst out singing "Jessie's Girl" in her sleep one night. Sleep singing > sleep talking.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:35 am

I usually talk in my sleep when I'm angry at someone in my dreams... Mostly my sister.
And when it's me talking about other people it's just as weird... I remember saying things like

"Those are MY Fucking chips! You fucking idiots, gimme the chips!"

"Shut up please! This has nothing to do with you and I think you should disappear"

"NO THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT GOES"

" no no no he had tinfoil on his arms and he wants to take away my ponies"

"haha but you're my lover, I'm not related to you!"

"I am more powerful than you... You're just a leaf"
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:16 pm

Your first mistake was underestimating the power of that leaf...
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:34 pm

"My ass and my personality are the same thing. Huge and in your face."
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:10 pm

I once sleepwalked and attempted to pee into a cupboard of pots and pans right in front of my mom and sister.

I also had a 15 minute sleep conversation about my dislike of apples with my mom.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:56 am

I've been awake since 2AM and the first thing I said was "I'm a banana!" when I was coming into consciousness.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:39 am

When I was in high school my sister and I shared a bed. After coming home late I snuck in and my sister yellled out "Yay for bikes"
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:16 pm

Have you ever been woken up and not been able to speak English? I was in a really deep state of sleep and someone woke me up, and I started speaking gibberish and freaked out because my words weren't forming right. Everyone was laughing and asking if I was retarded or not... It's like half of my brain didn't wake up.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:51 pm

rainy-j wrote:
Have you ever been woken up and not been able to speak English?

Happens to me all the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:45 pm

Tim wrote:
rainy-j wrote:
Have you ever been woken up and not been able to speak English?

Happens to me all the time.

I was going to say something but left it up to you :p
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:27 pm

Thanks Ross <3
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:45 pm

Despite that, I swear you guys speak English better than 90% of the UK population. The Scottish are out of this world.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Sleep Talkin' Man!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:49 am

I'm not too sure about that... I was BY FAR the best student in the English classes I had over the years.
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