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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:32 pm

Nice Shoes, Lets fuck
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:27 am

Guy: Hey what's your name?
Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend
Guy: I have two goldfish
Girl: What does that have to do with anything?
Guy: I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

It works 99% of the time. Everytime.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:42 am

whisper in her ear. "dont turn this rape into a murder"
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:31 pm

ahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Sat May 01, 2010 12:31 am

If you were a sandwich at McDonald's you'd be the McGangBang...
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Sat May 01, 2010 3:44 pm

you know what would look great on you???
my jizz.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon May 03, 2010 3:30 pm

customer: hey youre pretty cute. what time do you get off so i can take you out for a drink?
me: sorry im going out with my boyfriend tonight.
customer: yeah thats okay i can buy him a drink too
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon May 03, 2010 3:32 pm

deonnametet wrote:
customer: hey youre pretty cute. what time do you get off so i can take you out for a drink?
me: sorry im going out with my boyfriend tonight.
customer: yeah thats okay i can buy him a drink too

Respect to him for trying to cover it Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon May 03, 2010 3:33 pm

Oh yeah...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I like spaghetti,
Let's go fuck.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon May 03, 2010 4:12 pm

"Aye yer fockin' sexy."



Everytime, everytime...
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Wed May 05, 2010 1:02 am

Your hair is yellow like my piss after I take a multivitamin.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Thu May 06, 2010 4:07 pm

I would eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from!
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Thu May 06, 2010 4:08 pm

or

do you wanna play army?
how do you play?
i lay on the floor and you blow me!
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Thu May 06, 2010 4:44 pm

ultimo323 wrote:
I would eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from!

That's beautiful :')
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Fri May 07, 2010 2:13 am

blake wrote:
ultimo323 wrote:
I would eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from!

That's beautiful :')
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