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PostSubject: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:23 pm

Post the worst/creepiest pick up lines you know! Justin and I are gonna make a list of them and test them all out in the name of science! Yes if we get enough good ones we like we are actually gonna do that. Here's a few to start it off.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair.

You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...

Excuse me ma'am, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:34 pm

Few more....

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: [make the wierdest sound you can].

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but Iím the only one talking to you.

That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:21 pm

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If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: [make the wierdest sound you can].

cheers

If someone came up to me and said that I would sleep with them. Period.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:55 pm

I'm starting to put the pieces together, Ian!
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:59 pm

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I'm starting to put the pieces together, Ian!

And you are realizing how awesome he is!
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:30 pm

Ian,

Your awesomeness never ceases to amaze me.


Justin,

I love those little mini-ninja turtles underneath the Pokemon in your signature.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:02 pm

haha...i'm just kidding!

Quote :
"Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
that had me laughing my ass off!


"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:25 pm

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:12 pm

StoolPigeon wrote:
Ian,

Your awesomeness never ceases to amaze me.


Justin,

I love those little mini-ninja turtles underneath the Pokemon in your signature.

This is pretty much the same words I was going to say.

Also,



Hey, so I heard you went on the pill?
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:36 pm

I had a guy once come up to me and say "Don't you remember me? I'm Scott" And then it takes 15 minutes to realize YOU DONT KNOW THAT FUCKER
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:49 pm

Your tag is sticking out. Just as I thought, made in heaven.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:55 pm

Hey Ian, If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:25 pm

Are you from tennesse? Because your the only 10 I see
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:29 pm

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U in my pants.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:29 pm

last night i had to pee really bad and i couldnt get into the show, so i went over to this little corner inlet thing at the side of the building. during one of my visits to the corner, some chick walked over talking on her cell phone. i can only assume she was hoping to use the corner for privacy during her conversation, as she was walking very close to the wall. whoever she was talking to must have asked "what are you up to?" or something to the extent when she turned the corner because she said pretty loudly "watching some guy pee"
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:38 pm

It's not a pick up line but I haate when you say I'm hot, like temperature hot, and a guy goes YEAH YOU ARE! It's like wow, really?
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:48 pm

Maybe you should stop being so hot all the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:54 pm

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last night i had to pee really bad and i couldnt get into the show, so i went over to this little corner inlet thing at the side of the building. during one of my visits to the corner, some chick walked over talking on her cell phone. i can only assume she was hoping to use the corner for privacy during her conversation, as she was walking very close to the wall. whoever she was talking to must have asked "what are you up to?" or something to the extent when she turned the corner because she said pretty loudly "watching some guy pee"


No lie. Same thing happened to me a week ago in Tampa. Literally,
exact.
same.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:00 pm

oh my gods, kyle. it was one of the most strange moments ever. luckily i had a fair amount of beer in my system so i just laughed it off. but if i didnt, i dont know how i would have reacted.

and im not really sure why i put this in this thread. i just dont really like the spam thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:41 pm

Knate wrote:
I'm starting to put the pieces together, Ian!

??
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:58 pm

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SirIan wrote:
If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: [make the wierdest sound you can].

cheers

If someone came up to me and said that I would sleep with them. Period.

Where is "the dirty third coast" at exactly?
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:09 pm

(Wave your arm like you are Obi-Wan) You will go to bed with me.

I'm an astronaut and my next trip is to Uranus.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:41 pm

dandangoose wrote:
oh my gods, kyle. it was one of the most strange moments ever. luckily i had a fair amount of beer in my system so i just laughed it off. but if i didnt, i dont know how i would have reacted.

and im not really sure why i put this in this thread. i just dont really like the spam thread.


Public urination is almost like a pick up line.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:59 am

Kyle wrote:
dandangoose wrote:
oh my gods, kyle. it was one of the most strange moments ever. luckily i had a fair amount of beer in my system so i just laughed it off. but if i didnt, i dont know how i would have reacted.

and im not really sure why i put this in this thread. i just dont really like the spam thread.


Public urination is almost like a pick up line.

Almost!? You're not giving the art of public urination enough credit.
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PostSubject: Re: Crappy pick up lines!   Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:12 am

Guys are so lucky they can just whip it out and pee. I hate standing in long bathroom lines at parties. I wish I could just go in the backyard and go.
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