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PostSubject: Yahoo answers!   Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:49 pm

I'm bored so I'm asking stupid questions on yahoo answers. Anyone have any ideas of what I could ask? This is what I've asked so far...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkyWspAE3_JKXrUeI_DmMxvsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090716193139AACEPpH

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090716194035AAdCnUC

Anyone find any other funny questions/answers on there?
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:43 pm

oh man, those are great. the answers for the first one...woooooooow. haha
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:01 am

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Au5awq2JatyiGR2ipB92dnzsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090716195835AARq3Dq

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Au5awq2JatyiGR2ipB92dnzsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090716200346AAJJl9s

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090716205951AAvNpIy
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:01 am

bahahaha "Why do I get an erection when they sing the vamanos song on Dora the Explorer?"
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:17 am

Stolen from Tosh.0 "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:35 am

Those are all pretty good, kudos sir, kudos, lol
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:46 am

If you see 'punks.invegas' answer your questions... That's me. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:09 am

Glad you answered my vampire question! No one else has, maybe I shouldn't have put it in women's health...
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:18 am

AAND kudos to this guy for crossing the line!

"idk but it happens to me too and then i start to wack it and imagine that i spread doras legs right open and bang her brown mexican vagina while boots is behind her banging her pooper"
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:49 am

StoolPigeon wrote:
If you see 'punks.invegas' answer your questions... That's me. Very Happy

Cricket bat... good choice.. good choice.
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:54 am

Haha, I thought so. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:27 pm

I'm Kira!
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:39 pm

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjKF7AuMeJHr5UIOEbUxgvDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090717181402AA5zhc5

This is so much fun.
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:56 pm

VERY fun!
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:41 pm

hahahahahahaha

yes!
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:38 am

hectorinho wrote:

Hector, I'll make you a sandwich ANY day Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:06 am

HAH!
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:59 am

Ana, I love you lots.
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:50 pm

Me and my sandwich-making skills Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:38 pm

I just got back on Yahoo! Answers for shits and giggles again and someone posted this as their question:
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Yahoo's first rap battle!!!!!!?
Battle this b*tches
just leave a answer with your follow up

watch me drop this joint, watch me force this sh*t
this beatin is hittin the top like a 40 gram spliff
you aint got nothing, your flows so old
better shut ya mouth son ya flows growin mold
before i teach you a vital lesson
im help you make a big decision
get the f*ck outa the game before you destroy it
the only thing you runnin for is some of ya mommas sh*t
i will load my gloc 9 hold it to ya eye
hope you no you gonna die
ill pull the trigger just to kill another n*gga
but who cares your life was nuthin
everytime you hit the flow yous was only bluffin
you didnt have a girl or a spunky *** car
you would always get spat on when you enterd wallmart
you were a dead as n*gga you woulda been luky to ever find ya heart
so before i end ya life you got the decission to make
you gonna back off or get some heavy @ss hip hop hate
back in the day when you and ya father had play day
ya momma used to wonder if you would turn out g@y
so before you make this decission i iwll hold my gun to ya head
call ya momma tell her you gonna be dead
see if she cry see if she gonna lie
then ill go ahead both fingers on the triggers
for today was the death of some junk @ss n*ggas
So I accepted the challenge and wrote a response, but after clicking submit it said the question had been deleted! He must have known what I was about to unleash. So eh, I'll put it on here so it doesn't disappear foreva...

My answer:

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That was alright, but now you better listen
As I'm the king of Yahoo answer dissin'
Hell man half your rhymes are totally missin'
They aren't even slant you can't take what I'm about to be spittin'
Man you rap worse than the Chinese drive
You're uglier than zombies come alive
Skin is lumpy like you've got smallpox
and you shake like your name was Micheal J. Fox
On top of all that your teeth are decayed
You can't get laid, the ladies are afraid
Of your gimpy, limpy, wimpy, pimply little slong
That things horrendous, it looks just wrong
And its smaller than the paddles used in pong
Now about what you have to say
Acting like its bad to be gay
What about last month on that Tuesday,
When your girl caught you on Samwell's bootay?
What? What? Is this too much to handle?
Did I win, can I put your head on my mantle?
Have my rhymes and alliteration caused you devastation?
I just turned your Yahoo question into your assassination!
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:10 pm

you DESTROYED him. Props!
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:18 am

SirIan wrote:
What? What? Is this too much to handle?
Did I win, can I put your head on my mantle?



The entire reply was fucking win, but these lines were the best.
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:21 pm

StoolPigeon wrote:
SirIan wrote:
What? What? Is this too much to handle?
Did I win, can I put your head on my mantle?



The entire reply was fucking win, but these lines were the best.
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PostSubject: Re: Yahoo answers!   Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:17 am

Epic, me and my friend use to waste tons of time on yahoo answers. Just coming up with random stuff to ask. One of our best was pretending to have a sexual affection towards pancakes. The answers were strange to say the least. Quite a few along the lines of "Oh my friend had something like that with cheese!" and so on.

Plus its fun to rant and yahoo answers gives u an outlet for it.
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