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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:24 pm

I hear eventually your hand falls off.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:27 pm

actually, you go blind.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:31 pm

Ohhh so you're using the blue font to see better?
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:33 pm

ana, youre my favorite
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:02 pm

reading this thread gave me diarrhea.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:05 pm

You're welcome.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:07 pm

wasn't you.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:08 pm

lets go back to talking about masturbating.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:10 pm

Okaaayy. Count me out on the masturbation, Dan.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:11 pm

ok
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:20 pm

tangerine wrote:
Ohhh so you're using the blue font to see better?
it's not blue, it's medium turquoise!
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:52 pm

I think we can all assume what that's saying about me x_x
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:00 pm

my theory is that everybody masturbates way more than they like to admit.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:20 am

Agreed.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:09 am

Agreed.








Times two.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:02 am

it's ok.

*takes off sunglasses*

it's perfectly natural.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:45 pm

To Love or not to Love
now that is the question
where holy hearts may roam
-oh heavenly mother
where is your wisdom
when human hearts
yield to human minds
-oh river of freedom
carry me home
...plead your son
as rainy tears
fell from lost inhibitions
-A taste of Indiana
X-XXVII-MMIX
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:52 pm

that's what she said
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:42 am

Ross wrote:
that's what she said

hahaha i love you!!! bringing it down to that glorious level!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:50 pm

And what a level it is Smile

I want a Guinness, can you post me one? The pub is at least 100m away Sad
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:04 pm

Let Usain Bolt get you one. You'll have it within the minute.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:05 pm

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Let Usain Bolt get you one. You'll have it within the minute.

How ridiculously appropriate is it for the fastest person in the world to have a name like Bolt?

The only way for it to be better would be Usain Isfasterthanyou.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:01 am

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwww is the noise he makes as he wooshes past
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:05 am

question: if mr. bolt were to bring you a beer would it stay in the glass or would it slosh arround and be all gone by the time he got it to you?
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