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PostSubject: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:14 am

My friend asked me (on myspace) if I wanted to have sex with him. Im not even good friends with him. I said "nope. you drunk?" then he said "no im not. just thought id ask" Then i asked why he asked me in particular and he said:

"you just crushed my dreams like a giant robot would crush a baby penguin. I asked you because I want to have sex with you... with candles and music... I dont know what to say."


I dont even know what to say haha thats the most random thing mentioning a baby penguin.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:27 am

giant robots and baby penguins.. this guy knows how to get tha gals!
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:20 am

He mentioned baby penguins. Baby penguins are soft, cuddly, and adorable; so by comparing himself to them, he must be all of those things as well as sensitive, because he unabashedly compared himself to something that is not very macho. In conclusion, he is sensitive, and may in fact like penguins, so you might want to reconsider your answer.

(I don't know what my problem is either.)

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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:45 am

I recall he has a strong liking for penguins and web design. He asked my cousin if her butt was sweaty once. And screamed like a little girl for some reason. And that was the only time I have met him.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:49 am

Buhhhh
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:53 am

I saw your new profile pic Kyle, then what you'd posted just there.

And then I shat myself laughing.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:34 pm

sounds like a true friend
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:54 pm

sounds like a d-bag. but it takes balls to just ask a gal to bang.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:13 pm

if he asked you on myspace then have sex on myspace i say. nothing like virtual lovin.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:18 pm

sounds like a perfect match for you
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:30 pm

if his name was gael garcia bernal, then I'd say yes, do him

otherwise; you can't just ask someone that question.
it's not like they need to borrow a pencil.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:47 pm

well, at least he's not beating around the bush..
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:52 pm

Quote :
well, at least he's not beating around the bush..

HAHAHAHAHA! thats what she said
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:12 pm

abstract illusion wrote:
well, at least he's not beating around the bush..

He's beating around somewhere.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:22 pm

tangerine wrote:
abstract illusion wrote:
well, at least he's not beating around the bush..

He's beating around somewhere.

HAHAHAHA!!!
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:06 pm

tangerine wrote:
abstract illusion wrote:
well, at least he's not beating around the bush..
Quote :
HAHAHAHAHA! thats what she said

He's beating around somewhere.

that was great.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:20 pm

tangerine wrote:
abstract illusion wrote:
well, at least he's not beating around the bush..

He's beating around somewhere.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:24 pm

And that's the way it was.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:41 am

damn.. you just waited for me to post this.. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:44 am

We are a team!
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:47 am

hooray.. cheers





..for manipulation.

but i'll buy it since i'm a guy.





wanna have sex? Bat
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:50 am

Buddy, I've had sex with you 5 times since you logged on. Mhm. Ya dirty animal! Who's gonna want you now?


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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:54 am

And Then He said "Hmmmm...



I Love you"


Like that's going to make me change my mind. I find him to be on the extremely hyper creeper end of the food chain.

and hopefully you're not directing that question at me... Oh good. Tangerine distracted you for the time being.
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:57 am

nobody fucks with tha batman!
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PostSubject: Re: No I will not have sex with you   Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:01 am

You're Robin.
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