kids are assholes



STONE MOUNTAIN, Ga. (Sept. 2) - Police say a 61-year-old man annoyed with a crying 2-year-old girl at a suburban Atlanta Walmart slapped the child several times after warning the toddler's mother to keep her quiet.
A police report says after the stranger hit the girl at least four times, he said: "See, I told you I would shut her up."

Roger Stephens of Stone Mountain is charged with felony cruelty to children. It was unclear if he had an attorney and a telephone call to his home Wednesday was unanswered.
Authorities say the girl and her mother were shopping Monday when the toddler began crying. The police report says Stephens approached the mother and said, "If you don't shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you."
Authorities say Stephens then grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her. The child began screaming and Stephens was arrested. Police say an examination showed the girl's face was slightly red.
A call to the girl's mother, identified in the police report as Sonya Mathews of Grayson, was answered by a woman who identified herself as Sabrina Mathis, the victim's aunt.
Mathis said Wednesday that the girl is doing fine.
"As of today, she has really forgotten about it," Mathis said. "She's been playing."
Mathis said the girl's mother was shaken up over the incident.
"She's as well as to be expected," Mathis said. "Right now she's just trying to calm down."

I'd fuck that old ass nigga up.

I'd give him a medal

I tried to feed a baby benadryl on a plane before, the mom didn't like that too much.
Kid wouldn't shut the fuck up though.

I wish it were legal to slap crying children, especially in movie theaters.

grumpy old man is grumpy

Give him the chair

Awww, just give me all of your crying children.
I like babies.


for dinner

that's what babies do. they cry frantically and shit their pants at the same time in public.

and so do i. and i like it.

My momma told me when I was crying in public, "I will slap you down right in front of all these people if you don't quit your crying. I told you you can't have the toy and I told you why you can't have the toy. And no amount of crying and screaming is going to change my mind or the reasons. Do you understand me?"

And I did and I shut up. Because she would.


Corporeal punishment is the only discipline that makes sense to me. Anytime someone would tell me, "If you don't straighten up I'm going to take such-and-such from you" I'd just be like "And? That's going to do what to me?" It simultaneously pushed me to act better and still be a delinquent because there'd be nobody I would listen to except my parents because only my parents could hit me. They'd beat down anybody else that laid a hand on me.

If that were my Mom having somebody else slap her child the story would be about how she was arrested for assault and battery to the old man who'd be in the ICU at the university hospital with experimental recovery techniques.