My friend asked me (on myspace) if I wanted to have sex with him. Im not even good friends with him. I said "nope. you drunk?" then he said "no im not. just thought id ask" Then i asked why he asked me in particular and he said:

"you just crushed my dreams like a giant robot would crush a baby penguin. I asked you because I want to have sex with you... with candles and music... I dont know what to say."


I dont even know what to say haha thats the most random thing mentioning a baby penguin.

giant robots and baby penguins.. this guy knows how to get tha gals!

He mentioned baby penguins. Baby penguins are soft, cuddly, and adorable; so by comparing himself to them, he must be all of those things as well as sensitive, because he unabashedly compared himself to something that is not very macho. In conclusion, he is sensitive, and may in fact like penguins, so you might want to reconsider your answer.

(I don't know what my problem is either.)

I recall he has a strong liking for penguins and web design. He asked my cousin if her butt was sweaty once. And screamed like a little girl for some reason. And that was the only time I have met him.

Buhhhh

I saw your new profile pic Kyle, then what you'd posted just there.

And then I shat myself laughing.

sounds like a true friend

sounds like a d-bag. but it takes balls to just ask a gal to bang.

if he asked you on myspace then have sex on myspace i say. nothing like virtual lovin.

if his name was gael garcia bernal, then I'd say yes, do him

otherwise; you can't just ask someone that question.
it's not like they need to borrow a pencil.

well, at least he's not beating around the bush..