Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts!

what the fuck is zol?

It's like lolz but bass ackwards and missing some shit, I suppose..

New word of the internet, apparently.

Ah, i see. I guess i didn't get the memo.

I just passed my friends drug test! Had to sit in LabCorp waiting room for an hour! HORRIBLE! I took a piss in a condom, tied it in a knot and stuck it in a sock. After that, my friend tucked it in by his junk. It actually worked.

I drank so much water when I took my drug test at LapCorp. My pee was seriously as clear as water. I thought they'd make me come back and take it again, but they didn't say anything. And I passed, of course.

Never had to do a drug test. Hopefully never will.

Also:

http://www.hotbuckles.com/tobacco-stasher-pipe-belt-buckle-p-2535.html

WANTWANTWANT!

I really wish weed was legal solely for the sake of not having to deal with dealers. My regular dealer stopped selling, so now I have to talk to all these new dealers which is awkward as fuck.

Move to the Netherlands.

Agreed.

Sometimes dealers are just cool people who want to make some money on the side so they're like, "I'm gonna sell some bud."
Then there are others who are druggies and full time dealers trying to push a bunch of other shit on you.
Then there are people who offer to sell to you but they're completely unreliable and don't know the first thing about selling and its like wtf.

I wish I could just walk into a gas station and go, "Gimme a gram of weed please. Thanks."

Well, we don't sell weed in gas stations, but other than that the situation you just described is possible here.

However, that doesn't mean there are no dealers here. There are, but they are hard to find (only in the bad neighbourhoods), completely unreliabe and sell bad stuff. Especially places where lots of tourists come have tons of dealers (Amsterdam). If you ever come to the Netherlands and decide to get some drugs, don't buy it from people on the streets and if it's possible for you, don't buy stuff in the western part of the country. It's much cheaper in other parts of the country.

It's so ridiculously easy to get a weed card in California right now. My friend went to the doctor and said he had trouble sleeping, so he got a prescription for sleeping pills. Then he went to this medical marijuana center and told the doctor that the pills weren't working. Today he's shopping in San Francisco, buying all the treats his heart desires.

This all happened over the span of a week.