The Relationship Thread

Fornikatieng · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:42 pm

Johnny99 wrote:

husband goes to wife,
"hey sweetheart, i got a tattoo today!"
she responds,
"WHAT!? what did you get and where?"
husband says,
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick!"
wife says,
"why on earth would you do that?
Husband replies
"So this way you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks!"

[drums, cymbal crash]

thank you, ill be here all week.

..... that's the tattoo the guy has

+10 shame points right here

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highonbutane · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:27 pm

yea so i definitely have a girlfriend now... it's kinda weird.

she lets me fuck her so that's cool. can't complain too much. but still... strange.

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noni · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:25 am

i've a date tomorrow!! >.<
im really excited... i've known him for ages!!! but i've always just thought he was too cool for me!!
but on sunday night he was proper keen and we ended up going on this crazy adventure in town!!
then we went back to his house and watched peep show and fell asleeep!! Smile

i thought that would kinda be it but he text me last night and wants to tak me out tomorrow!!! i actually screamed!!! hahah

pintsogin · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:40 am

i was on facebook and saw this cute girl with a new wave panther tatted on her arm. no idea who she is but we go to the same school. i was so tempted to message her about it lol... sill kinda but not so much. is that creepy? i mean she obviously wanted to show it off haha

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Knate · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:50 am

no. do it pussy

Johnny99 · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:51 am

dont do it.

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Mike · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:59 am

it's a little creepy.... unless your school is quite small and you should've run into her by now.

But it's also facebook, so you really have nothing to lose and a lot to gain.
Go for it.

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Johnny99 · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:15 am

hah i dunno.. just wait to see if your meet her by chance.
i think that is a lot less creepy.

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Mike · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:17 am

at first i thought it was creepy, then i realized i'd made friends like that before. that's one of the good things about the internet: meeting people you otherwise might never have run into

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pintsogin · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:02 pm

so ive been checking out her profile. she dosent have too many friends (at least on fb) which is kind of a good thing lol. no bf from what i can tell. am about to change my profile pic to the one where am on stage with Tom. that should impress... god i hope shes not on the forum

and my school pop. is 17,000

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Knate · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:07 pm

pintsogin wrote:

god i hope shes not on the forum

she's probably giggling away right now

Tim · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:42 pm

pintsogin wrote:

i was on facebook and saw this cute girl with a new wave panther tatted on her arm. no idea who she is but we go to the same school. i was so tempted to message her about it lol... sill kinda but not so much. is that creepy? i mean she obviously wanted to show it off haha

http://www.againstmeforum.com/general-chat-f6/screwed-stewed-and-tattooed-t32.htm

pintsogin · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:11 pm

hmm thanks tim but i don't really get the message... read the whole first page though

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Mike · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:14 pm

i think he's saying "look through this, maybe you'll see the same tattoo you saw on her facebook"

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pintsogin · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:21 pm

oh i see. thanks to the both of ya

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