Just thought I'd bump this thread.

Bracing for epic this week, if all goes to plan this is going to be probably the greatest week of my sex life since discovering masturbation.

Grr having to wait 'til next week at least :/

I had sex with my roommates older sister a few weeks ago. Pretty much your average drunk sloppy sex, but then my roommates younger sister found out (She's my age, 22...) about it and I screwed around with her a few months ago. All in all they both ratted me out to my roommate and in the end he sided with me and called them fucking hoes. It was awesome. Now that I think of it I really should stick to just fucking my hand because any time I stick my penis in anything else I either get fired from work, or get in a fight with my roommate or something. How is it that one penis can create so much fucking drama?

Imagine how crazy things must get with 2+ penises flying around the bedroom. Male gay orgies must be dramas the likes of which haven't been seen since Shakespeare was weilding his own penis in the cause of drama on the streets of London town.

good holy moly, or bad holy moly?

Same question.

Also, Narra, it's more than hilarious to see my nipple every time you post. lol

i believe you mean my nipple, sugar.

I had sex with some dumb jock who it turns out was friends with all the dumb jocks I went to high school with who teased me. He's now fat. Like, REALLY fat. I tried not to be weird about it because I'm fat, but then he was a total DICK (AND I DONT MEAN THAT IN A SEX WAY)

Worst sexytime ever, I dont even care to remember it, I couldn't get him out of my house soon enough. Ugh I dont even feel like I got boned, I haven't been tender in 5 months, I shaved, this is what I get? I usually don't go for big dudes, now I remember why, between me and him, way too much flesh.

also. I hate fat dude egos. Not all fat dudes, I've been with another fat dude, it was like, the best sex ever, this guy JUST SUCKED it wasn't about me, it was about him, fuck that I dont give a shit.

end rant I don't care if you read it I just need to piss and moan about it

It's always great to rant on the internet, it's probably the main reason I use it to be honest..!

Well, I really really really want to fuck someone new. Sex is awesome with my girlfriend, better than anyone I've ever been with for the most part and we're in a really great relationship, but I'm craving a change so bad. I feel like a jackass, I'd never EVER cheat*, but hell I can see the temptation.

*nb: subject to exeptions varied by circumstance

Having slept with an old ex just before I got with my girlfriend (MONTHS ago), most of my cravings are for her or someone like her - she's a dirty bugger and works in a hippie-sorta cosmetics shop (Lush, it's called, and it sure smells it) so she always smells AMAZING too. Great girl, so pretty, if a bit insane. But she's in Madrid this year so at least I can keep it to fantasy.

The best thing about fantasies is that none of them will happen and you're better off for it.

Just sitting here typing this, I can't wait for my girlfriend to get home from work.

Ahh xxx

Do you root?

i still am finding it awesome that i got a BJ the other day while i watched the meteor shower... on the roof of a house while her younger brother was directly below us.