The Sex Thread

hectorinho · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:03 am

I ran into my high school crush at a bar last week, she has grown up from a cute girl to a total hottie. She WILL be mine.

She has a boyfriend though. It's cool. I'll wait.

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hyperballad · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:05 am

Dear guys,
Don't flirt with me and tell me that you'd "do" me, and then vent to me about your girl troubles and possible relationships.
Sincerely,
The Girl Perpetually in the Friend Zone

I would become a dude, but even then gay guys would see me as just a friend. FML.

laurendelore · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:46 am

hyperballad wrote:

Dear guys,
Don't flirt with me and tell me that you'd "do" me, and then vent to me about your girl troubles and possible relationships.
Sincerely,
The Girl Perpetually in the Friend Zone

I would become a dude, but even then gay guys would see me as just a friend. FML.

Lesson 101 that most college guys are still pretty much high school kids/douchebags. Just keep doing your thing and the right person will notice.

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Caleb Knockin · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:52 am

laurendelore wrote:

hyperballad wrote:

Dear guys,
Don't flirt with me and tell me that you'd "do" me, and then vent to me about your girl troubles and possible relationships.
Sincerely,
The Girl Perpetually in the Friend Zone

I would become a dude, but even then gay guys would see me as just a friend. FML.

Lesson 101 that most college guys are still pretty much high school kids/douchebags. Just keep doing your thing and the right person will notice.

This is true. Take it from me, I'm a college guy.

Ana · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:10 pm

hectorinho wrote:

I ran into my high school crush at a bar last week, she has grown up from a cute girl to a total hottie. She WILL be mine.

She has a boyfriend though. It's cool. I'll wait.

Ok, I give you permission. But just this once!

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hectorinho · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:39 pm

thanks honey.

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Ross · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:30 pm

\o/

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Johnny99 · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:42 am

hyperballad wrote:

Dear guys,
Don't flirt with me and tell me that you'd "do" me, and then vent to me about your girl troubles and possible relationships.
Sincerely,
The Girl Perpetually in the Friend Zone

I would become a dude, but even then gay guys would see me as just a friend. FML.

hah, cmon do you really want to be with a guy who flirts with you and tells you mid conversation that he would do you?
if that shit really works than i have been going about things all wrong.

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Ana · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:12 pm

Well said.

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StoolPigeon · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:19 am

Johnny99 wrote:

hyperballad wrote:

Dear guys,
Don't flirt with me and tell me that you'd "do" me, and then vent to me about your girl troubles and possible relationships.
Sincerely,
The Girl Perpetually in the Friend Zone

I would become a dude, but even then gay guys would see me as just a friend. FML.

hah, cmon do you really want to be with a guy who flirts with you and tells you mid conversation that he would do you?
if that shit really works than i have been going about things all wrong.

Seriously.

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anarchyintheUS · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:06 am

StoolPigeon wrote:

Johnny99 wrote:

hyperballad wrote:

Dear guys,
Don't flirt with me and tell me that you'd "do" me, and then vent to me about your girl troubles and possible relationships.
Sincerely,
The Girl Perpetually in the Friend Zone

I would become a dude, but even then gay guys would see me as just a friend. FML.

hah, cmon do you really want to be with a guy who flirts with you and tells you mid conversation that he would do you?
if that shit really works than i have been going about things all wrong.

Seriously.

What? I thought that was how you were supposed to approach women, by telling them you'd 'do' them all night long, I mean... always works in pr0n and those are completely full of life truths.

StoolPigeon · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:13 am

Apparently we could all learn a thing or two from porn. XD

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Ana · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:19 pm

I like the mime commercial. The one shows how to put on a condom.

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Mike · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:00 pm

now that i'm finally with a wonderful woman and ready to have sex, my anti-depressants keep me from finishing. letting them slowly get out of my system is a very arduous process.

luckily she is incredibly understanding and completely and honestly willing to work with me on this.

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Ana · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:01 pm

Is she the new Prozac?

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