The Sex Thread

SirIan · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:50 pm

Because most say they don't.

laurendelore · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:53 pm

That's silly. Girls probably just lie to guys about it because it makes them uncomfortable. I have a lot of girl friends who talk to me about masturbation.

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Johnny99 · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:59 pm

laurendelore wrote:

Johnny99 wrote:

laurendelore wrote:

Maybe you just need to come up with some new masturbation techniques, or hire a hooker.

Last week my friends and I walked in on another one of our friends masturbating. My life hasn't been the same since.

was your friend a guy or girl?
hah i dont know why but i feel this matters in the awkwardness of the situation.

oh, and on a side note i think most girls lie about masturbation.

It was a guy. We walked in and he pushed the laptop off of him and pulled his pants up. It's still awkward to me!

Why do you think girls lie about masturbation?

hahah, wow i feel like since it was a guy it is far more awkward!
you do realize that his fantasy was for you and your friend to jump on top of him and finish dont you?
hahaa im kidding

but i guess because i feel like the subject as been brought up a lot with so many different girls i know and id say 75-85 percent say they dont masturbate..
and i say bullshit. its not a big deal and i dont see the point in denying it. but im sure a ton of girls do.

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Ana · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:07 pm

SirIan wrote:

Because most say they don't.

How many have you asked...?

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hectorinho · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:38 pm

me and ana have phone sex all the time. She has a wild imagination.

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godisdead · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:42 pm

Daggar Slade wrote:

I got laid for the first time in forever last week. Very Happy

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SirIan · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:51 pm

tangerine wrote:

SirIan wrote:

Because most say they don't.

How many have you asked...?

A lot.... Ana... do you masturbate?

A lot + 1

Kyle · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:54 pm

One of my good friends decided to tell me today that he masturbates 1-2 times daily to build up endurance and stamina for his girlfriend.

Blew.
My.
Mind.

hyperballad · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:06 pm

he blew your mind whilst describing building up stamina for when he gets blown. it comes (lol) full circle.

Ana · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:40 pm

hectorinho wrote:

me and ana have phone sex all the time. She has a wild imagination.

How dare you.

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SirIan · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:31 am

How dare you ignore my question!

Ross · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:49 am

Girls don't masturbate? That's balls. They won't admit it, but they do. And if they really don't then they're missing out.

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morals are for people who aren't hot enough to get any.

steen · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:52 am

Ross wrote:

They won't admit it, but they do. And if they really don't then they're missing out.

I keep trying to tell my female friends this and they think I'm a pervert.

Ross · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:00 am

Ask them WHY they don't. WHY is it perverted? How can girls expect men to get things right for them in bed if they don't even know what they like themselves?

"Touching yourself = wrong" is just daft. Guys prefer girls that know their own bodies.

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hastekilledcreativity · Subject: Re: The Sex Thread Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:17 am

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I can count my female friends that don't masturbate on one hand.

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